So I was coming home from work and the guy who parks beside me in the garage was getting out of his car, I spoke...cause I am nice girl. The guy told me that he was new in the building, he introduced himself, and proceeded to ask me which apartment that I lived in. WTF??? Who does that. He said that I seem nice and he wanted to have a friend in the building....nuh-uhn Larry. Not witcho African ass...gonna try and marry me or something. I told dude "No" and that I had a boyfriend. And he asked me if he lived with me. I gotta tell you, he was persistent...but ummm, no. No way ever.
Wednesday I was walking to my car so that I could get me some lunch. I was wearing some sexy ass heels and the security guy at my job noticed. He pulled up beside me in his truck and this is how the convo went....
random guy: you wear shoes like that all the time?
me: yea.
random guy: you gotta a boyfriend?
me: *busts out laffin* then I tell him, yes, I have a boyfriend. And he loves it when I wear these shoes.
random guy: Well I wanted to let you know that I liked the way you walked across the parking lot.
Not sure why the chubby security guard thought I would be impressed with that sad line...it didn't work tho.
Lastly, yesterday's sad pick up line. I am an admissions advisor for a school. This guy that clearly has a crush wanted to give me his cousin's information so that I could help him get in school. Cool...I like warm leads. But then he started to hit on me, and it was sad. He told me that right now he was riding the bus, but he was about to buy a benz. (OK...not impressed.) Then he told me that he makes FIVE figures...that's right people, FIVE figures. (OK...really not impressed.) Then he asked me to lunch, I had to nip this shit in the bud right then and there. I let him know that I appreciate the lead, but I am strictly here for school and to help folks get in and that is it. Hopefully that is it for that fake coogi jean wearing dude.
It seems like weird dudes are coming out of the wood work. It gives me a chuckle, but then it makes me wonder what kind of vibe I am putting out into the world.
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Too funny, gotta give it to them for the simple fact is they are in that low percentage that would actually approach a woman and give them a line. Sure you'll get shot down if a woman doesn't immediately give you her undivided attention and if she cant she'll make sure she'll get ur info before she ignores your ass to focus on her biz.
I myself dont like pick up lines; if i happen to strike up a conversation with someone and its a good back and forth then i ask for the info; if i get them great.....if not then she wasn't interested. But pickup lines DO NOT WORK unless ur ass is super cute then the woman thinks you're "soooooooo funny" then follows it with "tell me about yourself" cuz in their head they may think....is this guy good enough to meet my parent or just my bed sheets.
LOL@ the lines. I usually wonder myself if dudes actually think they have a chance at success when they use those. And I think now that the weathers getting colder, they're all getting desperate and THAT's why they're pulling out all the stops. Idunno...
LMAO@ "Five figures"
You should've told him you know 3 numbers.. 9-1-1.
ahahahahhaaaa.
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