Education is OK! I promise it won't hurt you.

I just recently got this note:

"well name deon deontae nice to meet u i hope u not rude in read my note in not reply back ? but i type to u so u can't say u don't no me but i tell u about me so u can reply back to me unless u a judgemental person in very mean than that not good ,because thing can come back at you but a lil about me is yes i am in school i am going to two school kennedy king in depaul university i play ball baseball in basketball love to talk in cook , getout have fun move around don't take bull %&@$! from no one hate a lier a cheateron game fake %&@$! hoe %&@$! what ever they want to be call i am cool calm laid back person i love to talk in listen dance get around walk explore love the kids that one thing about me love the kids lol i have a daughter she is 7 months that my world um i am tall 6'1 favor color is blue in green in food well i have no favor food in i don't have no women i am in single in ok about it um i don;t smoke or drinkThank's$"

Number one, can anyone decipher what this fool is saying? Number two, how in the world did he graduate high school, let alone get into someone's college? OMG, this is what single women have to look forward to. And folks wonder why we say there are no eligible men. If this counts as an eligible man, we are all in trouble! Someone should slap this fool with a book and make him workout with a computer.